Sad Stephen Harper is sad.
sadharper:

YOU DONE GOOFED.

A classic Sad Harper. 

sadharper:

YOU DONE GOOFED.

A classic Sad Harper. 

Not even a raucous round of dancing can cheer me up today.

Not even a raucous round of dancing can cheer me up today.

Despite your crack circus, Mr. Mayor, I am still a sad man. 

Today I am a Happy Harper! Thank you, Rob Ford.

Today I am a Happy Harper! Thank you, Rob Ford.

CAPTION THIS SAD HARPER.

CAPTION THIS SAD HARPER.

But I don’t waaaaaaanna be accountable, Thomas. Stop it :(

But I don’t waaaaaaanna be accountable, Thomas. Stop it :(

Will someone please call a surgeon who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart?

Will someone please call a surgeon who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart?

Harper: Sorry doesn’t cut it, Duffy. SORRY DOESN’T CUT IT. 
Duffy: ALL. I. Can. Say. Is. I’M SORRY. 
Harper: Just…. just… just go. I wish you never existed. 

Harper: Sorry doesn’t cut it, Duffy. SORRY DOESN’T CUT IT. 

Duffy: ALL. I. Can. Say. Is. I’M SORRY. 

Harper: Just…. just… just go. I wish you never existed. 

Stop laughing at me Thomas, it’s not funny :(

Stop laughing at me Thomas, it’s not funny :(

I stand before you, caucus, in sadness. 

I stand before you, caucus, in sadness.